and it's about time I did something about that.
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
Sherlock AU: John’s fondness for a drink escalates since discovering that Mary is not who she claimed to be.
pretty sure it’s katy perry
or jared leto
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
omg cutest ever
When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money
I’ll burn the heart out of you. I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have one. But we both know that’s not quite true.
i cant stop laughing help
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN