WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
Sheldon Cooper you’re my hero
simon says send nudes
simon says it’s a no from me
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
I’m very appreciative of the fact that Ol’ Grandpa Pants Rogers is adjusting to the new low slung waistbands of modern clothes.
in other news i am not adapting well to this fashion change
it’s funny because ants in actuallity can’t see very well and rely on a scent line left by other ants to make their way back. if that line is obstructed, they wait for another ant to come along and lay out an alternate route.
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?